thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent 

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

• my voice shakes
• i go all red 
• i’m ugly
• people will be looking at me
• i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

shavingryansprivates:

deerpong:

kabutopz:

I never shower alone anymore

We don’t fit in this tub

theres not even any water in the tub wtf are you two even doing in there

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

gendrybaratheonn:

#the most doomed family in the history of doomed families #i feel like this is the most painful part of rewatching the first episode #you see this family that actually does love each other #and then in the second episode they all go their separate ways #and no one was happy ever again

1500hp:

NO

tupacabra:

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

burghers:

*pirouettes away from this crush*

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me