bumpin-pretties:

that awkward moment when you’re making out with someone and they go to undo your zipper and instead of genitals there is actually a huge, gaping black hole that instantaneously sucks both of you into a void and jesus is there and he tells you not to have sex before marriage.

(Source: tentacody, via writecodeformebaby)

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    This just keeps on happening… So fucking annoying.

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